Monday, August 25, 2008

A solution to fix the Pirates

If you haven't seen this article - I will summarize it in two sentances. There is a nine-year old pitcher playing in an 8-10 year old little league. He has been banned from pitching for throwing too hard. Wow. He has never hit a batter and apparantly has great control.

Pirates team officials plan to use this tactic the next time they are in Wrigley.

Pirates front office: "Mr Selig we would like Carlos Zambrano banned from throwing tonight."

Bud: "Really are you concerned he may go head hunting, are you worried for the safety of your players?"

Pirates front office: "No sir, he is just too good. And if you can ban him from hitting as well we would really appreciate it."

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